Awakening Abilities Are Handed over to the State, but the State Doesn't Want Them!

Hilarious! If it's not funny, just strangle me to death! I really just want to be a good, law-abiding citizen, why are you forcing me to become a villain? ! Good news: I have awakened my superpowers! Bad news: It only has the right hand, and it's in uncontrollable "One Punch Man" mode! From then on, my life was completely in chaos. I wanted to turn off the alarm clock in the morning, but when I moved my right hand, my precious mobile phone clicked, and the screen shattered into a spider web. Boss: "Chen Ping! Why are you turning off your phone when you are late?!" I got out of bed and wanted to hold it up, but when I pushed it with my right hand, the mattress I spent a lot of money on made a "poof" sound and was stabbed through. Landlord: "Xiao Chen, the compensation for the mattress..." I wanted to hand it over to the state and took a video of the demolition of the door with my right hand, but the official responded: "Sir, the video you submitted contains obvious traces of computer special effects synthesis. The level of forgery is relatively poor. Please do not do it again. :)" Me: "..." If no one believes me anymore, I will use this hand to twist the subway door!