[Urban imagination + system + all-member Dihua + hilarious + crazy literature]
"Doctor, I'm not sick. I just confiscated Ultraman's transformation device at the Comic Con. According to the public security regulations, it is a weapon of mass destruction, right?"
"Doctor, I'm really not sick. I take my kindergarten children to build trenches and do tricks. This is to cultivate their team spirit and national defense awareness. Is there nothing wrong with me?"
"Doctor, stop shaking. I know you also bought that stock. Listen to my advice and cut off the meat quickly..."
Chen Pi is bound to the [All-Professional Living System]. The more outrageous your behavior is and the more you make others collapse, the more generous the rewards will be!
In order to earn points and bonuses, he began to shuttle among various professions and became a famous "social terrorist" in Jiangcheng.
While delivering food, he helped his customers with five kills and tortured the fountain, and at the same time used "Zu'an Quotations" to spray the opponent to the point of retreat;
When he was a security guard, he confiscated the Kamen Rider belt with a righteous look on his face, making the middle school boy doubt his life;
When he went to mourn, he turned the mourning hall into a disco, and took his filial sons and grandsons to dance to the electronic music of "Black Man Carrying the Coffin", and the family members cried and paid more!
When asked to jump off a building, he said, "Brother, lend me two hundred to buy lottery tickets before you jump. You don't have to pay it back if you die anyway."
As a model, he drove the entire art department crazy with his "face art" and was hailed by the professor as a master of post-modern abstract art!
Passerby: "This person is definitely crazy, right? Call the police!"
Expert/Police/Boss: "No! He is a genius! He is a master! He is a business wizard! Ask him to come back!"
Chen Pi: "Thank you for the invitation. I'm in good spirits. I just want to put a tempered film on the earth from time to time."
Please do not watch while eating to avoid spitting on your rice!
