They thought I was a walking god-level treasure chest, the only living target on the speedrun list.
(Hold the handle of my beloved tricycle)
In fact, I am just a part-time worker who wants to set a new record and get off work early.
They thought I was risking my life to climb the rankings, but in fact I was plundering BOSS skills and expanding my army of monster thugs.
They thought I was being hunted by the whole server and that my life was in danger. In fact, I was renting out summoned beasts and the business was scheduled until next month.
They thought I was crazy for breaking into the S-level dungeon alone. In fact, it was the [underworld] I had just synthesized, my private domain!
When the leader of the first guild in the server asked me angrily: "Qi Xu! What on earth do you want to do?!"
Me (looking at my watch): "What are you doing? Speed up, otherwise you won't be able to catch the 20% off package at the highway service area at 8pm."
Him: "..."
Everyone: "..."
(Damn it, she pretended to do it again!)
Later, they discovered in despair that this desperate road with a fatality rate of 99% had long been contracted by me to become a toll-free amusement park.
And I am the only rule.
