Help! My Dog Silenced Me, Even Though My Words Shape Reality

[Superpower Awakening] + [No Female Lead] + [Comedy]

I awakened the ability to make my words come true. One slip of the tongue changed the gender on my ID from male to female, and even changed my name. I became the most powerful person without legal identity.

Unaware of my ability, I mouthed off to the unreasonable shrew next door, saying her son would be born without an anus. Sure enough, she really gave birth to a baby without one!

I laughed at my friend’s antics, saying, “They’re not human, but you’re a real dog.” Sure enough, my friend turned into a dog!

When I couldn’t keep my mouth shut again, my friend, now a husky, leaped up and clamped a paw over my mouth.

Now, because of my big mouth, the world is on the brink of destruction. Just when I should be saving the day, my dog has gagged me!

Me: “Xiaohua, we need to save the world, and there’s no time to lose.”

Dog: “No, there’s no time to lose when it comes to shutting that jinxing mouth of yours.”

But the dog can’t stop me, because I talk in my sleep.