After the Empress Broke Off Our Engagement, I Wrote Her Unofficial History at the Border

My name is Chen Beixuan, and I never imagined I’d transmigrate into a book.

I’ve become the hapless young marquis who gets dumped by the Grand Princess, Liu Ruyan, and stabbed to death by Sword God Xu Fengnian just three days from now!

What do you do when things are this doomed from the start?

Obviously, you pack up and run! I hauled the marquisate’s front gate on my back and fled overnight to the lawless frontier: Mirage City!

To feed the three hundred people in the marquisate, I picked up a pen with tears in my eyes, took the pseudonym “Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng,” and started making things up:

“Shocking! The Truth Behind the Grand Princess’s Broken Engagement! Xu Fengnian Has a Western Regions Spinning Technique!”

“The Poison of the Pythagorean Theorem: The Untold Rise to Power of the Empress and the Sword God”

“That Night, the Emperor Stared at General Xu’s Millstone and Fell into Deep Thought”

The books became a sensation and flew off the shelves. I made a fortune.

Then one day, Great Xia’s Empress Liu Ruyan personally led an expedition, while Sword God Xu Fengnian came charging in with a blade.

Seeing the whole city imitating the “Xu Family Spinning Technique,” Xu Fengnian broke down. “Chen Beixuan! I’m your second uncle! How could you make me out to be like this?!”

Liu Ruyan threw a book at my face, eyes red. “I broke off the engagement to protect you, and this is how you repay me? You wrote that I grind my teeth and drool in my sleep?!”