Stop Torturing Me! Write Another Brain-Dead Plot and We’re Calling the Police

[Everyone awakens + trope subversion + goofy humor + satisfying power fantasy]

I’m an angst novelist, typing away with fervor, when suddenly all my characters awaken!

I say the male lead is an overbearing CEO who can shake the business world with a single stomp, and they turn around and report him to the market regulators for monopolistic practices;

I say the heroine is willing to give up a kidney for love, and they call the police to arrest him for human trafficking;

I say we need a romantic misunderstanding on a rainy night to bring them closer, and they... they actually call the meteorological bureau to check whether artificial rain is legal?!

Even worse, they’ve set up an [Anti-Plot-MPUA Chat Group] and spend every day figuring out how to use the Criminal Law and Labor Law to get rid of me!

Then, when I write the ultimate angst trope, “chasing your wife to the crematorium,” they actually hold a funeral for the male lead, then pop champagne in the mourning hall to celebrate inheriting his estate!

I finally break down and type with trembling fingers in the group: [What do you people want?]

The heroine tags me directly: [Hand over the keyboard and let us write the ending. Otherwise, you’ll be the defendant in the next episode of Today’s Legal Report!]