Siheyuan: An Absurd Choice, Thirty Years of Tormenting the Beasts

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When Lin Jianguo woke up, he had become He Yuzhu's overlooked childhood friend in a courtyard house.

Watching Silly Zhu get pushed step by step toward a life as everyone's human blood bank by Yi Zhonghai's moralizing, Qin Huairu's tearful appeals, and Jia Zhangshi's calls from beyond the grave, Lin Jianguo grinned as his newly activated [Ridiculous Choice System] appeared.

[Choice One: Donate five yuan and receive one Good Person Card.]

[Choice Two: Refuse to donate and receive one stab-proof vest.]

[Choice Three: Join Silly Zhu in pleading poverty, then turn the tables and collect fifty yuan in donations! Reward: Skill: Moral Blackmail!]

Lin Jianguo decisively chose the third option! From then on, life in the crowded courtyard took a dramatic turn.

When Banggeng stole meat and tried to frame someone else, Lin Jianguo pulled out a [Truth Sticker] and made the self-proclaimed master thief confess on the spot.

When Yushui fell gravely ill and someone tried to stop her from getting medical care, he carried her to the hospital at a sprint and exposed the hypocrite's deadly scheme right then and there.

When someone stole Silly Zhu's chance at love, Lin Jianguo retaliated with a “ration-coupon thief-catching” spectacle and brought him together with the perfect match...

Each seemingly ridiculous choice led to a perfectly targeted counterattack. Lin Jianguo was determined not only to turn his own fate around, but also to break every shackle holding Silly Zhu and Yushui back, personally writing them a warm and glorious life unlike any other during those turbulent thirty years!