The Whole World Can Hear My Thoughts

Me: I Knelt Before Buddha for Three Thousand Years. Buddha: Don't You Have Anything Better to Do?

The protagonist shouldn't be a bleeding heart. They should be a lone wolf who lives by the motto, "When friends come from afar, no matter how far, they must be killed."

There Is No Science Fiction Novel About Such a Big Tomato

The World's Only Immortal Lives Among Ordinary People, Until One Day They're Discovered