You’re Supposed to Fight the Apocalypse, So Why Did You Marry an Evil God?

(Rating just released) [Romance] [Simulator] [Apocalypse in Three Years] [Nonhuman Female Protagonist]

The Yanhuang Protection Bureau has a serious problem on its hands.

Monitoring data shows an unusual energy fluctuation in a rental apartment in the west of the city, possibly indicating the arrival of a nation-destroying-level creature. Qin Lingshuang, an S-rank agent, leads a team in a raid, determined to slay the evil entity.

But when they open the door, they see something unbelievable:

The legendary, savage, bloodthirsty Dragon Empress is wearing an apron and... cooking noodles in the kitchen? The Abyssal Sea Siren, whose very presence can drive people insane, is curled up on the sofa... watching soap operas? And Lin Zhou, identified as the “absolute source of terror,”

is holding a slipper and pointing at the indescribable creatures with an impatient expression:

“How many times have I told you? Don't breathe fire everywhere! And stop leaving spiderwebs all over the place!

“Anyone who doesn't listen is sleeping on the couch tonight!”

Qin Lingshuang (eyes trembling): ...

The fully armed agents: ...

What the hell? We must have opened the door the wrong way!

What on earth has this man been doing with these monsters? Something really indecent, that's what!