Even the Dog Who Cultivates Immortality Doesn't Cultivate. [If the Dog Doesn't Cultivate, I Cultivate.]

When he woke up, Su Shuang became a famous cannon fodder in the world of cultivation and was experiencing the "Anti-Engagement Assembly Line" service. Faced with the humiliation of the scumbag and the contempt of the audience, the sleeping spirit in her body was completely awakened - even a dog could not bear this grievance! Bite! Your "Xiaoyao Xiuxian (Anti-people) System" is now online! A cold and venomous voice sounded: After evaluation, the model of cultivating immortals in this world is seriously involution and extremely low cost performance. Conclusion: No dog can cultivate! Su Shuang: "... Speak humanly!" System: [Option A: Become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Option B: Defeat them, the reward is unknown. Is this still a choice? "I will divorce you from this marriage!" Su Shuang tore up the script and raised a challenge to the entire world of immortal cultivators, "If you don't repair your broken path, I'll make my own one!" Since then, there has been a mudslide in the world of cultivation. When others make elixirs, she engages in chemical explosions, when others gain enlightenment, she uses dialectics to undermine them, and when others create sects, she assigns her to conduct KPI assessments. Next to her, there is always a system that is as mean as a sword and makes complaints in real time. When everyone thought she was just a funny girl, Su Shuang knocked on the door to the upper world with a brick in hand. "I heard that Ascension is a trap?" She smiled brightly, and the system behind her silently showed the knife. "Little bitch, it seems we have to teach them what it means to be a true cultivator!"