On the day I bound the game, the system cried and begged me not to dismantle the console.
"Sister, let's just go through the process and fill in the points as you wish!"
So when everyone in the world of cultivators knelt down and begged me to ascend——
I took out the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation" and slapped it on Xianzun's face:
"Is it true that some people think that foundation building is more difficult than calculus?"
The moment when the Zerg invaded the interstellar battlefield——
I even micked the enemy queen: "Bao, your man is shooting rockets in my live broadcast room."
In the last days, he was cornered by the zombie king——
I stuffed a packet of spicy strips into his mouth with my backhand:
"Try changing back to human form? I'm so jealous of you."
On the fifteenth day of traveling, the Lord God Space issued an urgent notice:
"That ancestor is here again! Change the mission difficulty to Baby Bus!"
