[Two male leads + two equally powerful leads + devoted to each other + humor + plenty of foreshadowing + sweet romance and revenge + hardcore modern cultivation]
[Learning AI top: Qiu Zhufeng, who starts out without desire or emotion but eventually falls deeply in love × He Rugu, an extremely unlucky, carefree, black-hearted-at-heart, narcissistic, stubborn, sharp-tongued bottom]
[The main story ends on a bittersweet note; the bonus chapters bring a perfectly happy ending]
[The main characters keep things completely wholesome in the main story]
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My name is He Rugu.
Fake young master, walking disaster, invisible man... Those are my labels, but none of them matter.
What matters is that when I was sixteen, I found an imaginary friend.
His name was Qiu Zhufeng, and he claimed to be an immortal who had failed to ascend.
I'm the only one who can see him.
From then on, my unlucky life... somehow got even unluckier!
Want milk tea? I spill it.
Go to a banquet? I end up drenched.
For years, wind and snow have weighed me down. I say, “Snow, please stop pressing down on me. I promise I won't do it again. Please, I won't do it again.”
All right, I lied. I “bought” all that bad luck.
I use my “luck” as currency to redeem VIP services from the immortal.
Want to make my nemesis embarrass himself? Buy!
Want to destroy my enemy's priceless antique? Buy!
Me: “Boss, your after-sales service is terrible!”
The immortal, looking righteous: “Equivalent exchange.”
Wow, impressive.
Later, as I counted up what I'd paid, the prices got more and more outrageous.
Damn it.
But I can't let go now.
Old Qiu, tell me...
If I want you to kiss me,
what are you going to charge this time?
I'm warning you, if it's too expensive, I can't afford it...
...Just kidding.
Worst case, I'll watch a thirty-second ad.
Name your price. I can't wait any longer!
