[System] [Bizarre] [Unhinged] [Funny]
I’m sorry I was born a dog.
Wang Sanshui transmigrated into a dog and unexpectedly obtained the [Dog Immortal] System.
The System told him to level up by eating poop and becoming a saint through poop.
But he refused!
My fate is mine to control, not poop’s!
Whoever wants to eat this poop can eat it!
So he collected poop and transformed into a human.
He grew spirit plants, built poop factories, opened an alchemy shop, and raised spirit beasts...
He created a complete, sustainable operation.
Years later, the cultivation world had gained a Pill Sage whose pills were nearly impossible to find.
Great demons filled his ranks, and spirit plants had gained sentience.
Countless Immortal Venerables and demon lords begged him for pills to break through their bottlenecks.
Yet no one knew that the “peerless immortal pills” they fought over contained a hint of a familiar, rich flavor in their main ingredient.
