[Zhutian Customer Service] [Extensive imagination] [Funny and humorous]
I, Quang Xi, an intern customer service certified by the Heavenly Way of All Heavens and Worlds, work rule number one: I only provide analysis and do not interfere with choices.
My client is a bit special.
The first order of business was from Wu Song from the Song Dynasty: "Customer service, please comment on my sister-in-law Pan Jinlian... Is she a good person?"
I brought up the data analysis screen and gave a professional reply:
[According to the analysis of behavioral psychology, if a woman's spouse is brave, strong, and respectful, she will most likely be a good person.
[The current system provides two sets of solutions: The best solution is to marry her. As a last resort, let your brother divorce her.
Wu Song's CPU burned out on the spot.
I thought this order was outrageous enough, until——
Lin Daiyu Lianmai consulted "Is the burial flower industry worthy of financing and listing";
Thanos sent a negative review, saying that the implementation of the "family planning program" was hindered;
Even the Dragon King's son came to inquire about "how to preserve pre-marital property after divorce."
And I, a weak and helpless customer service person, can only smile and click on the reply box:
"Dear, I suggest you calm down first."
Reader comments
Mainly funny and humorous! \(`Δ')/You can watch with confidence! ! !
Mainly funny and humorous! \(`Δ')/You can watch with confidence! ! !