Jiang Fan transmigrated into a martial arts world and wanted nothing more than to lie flat in peace and be an ordinary guy who lived to eat.
Unfortunately, his understanding of martial arts was several versions ahead of the entire martial world:
Palm techniques had to follow the laws of aerodynamics, hidden weapons needed parabolic trajectories, and internal energy circulation could be optimized with calculus.
While other geniuses trained hard through heat and cold, he spent his time slacking off and eating. Yet his internal energy kept rising on its own until it reached unprecedented heights.
And so, an absurd legend arose in the martial world.
The Demon Cult’s Holy Maiden was crazy about him. He said, “Don’t block the light. You’re ruining my sunbathing efficiency.”
His sworn rival challenged him to a duel atop the Forbidden City. He said, “Next time, for sure. The new shop is giving away free beer today.”
Then he knocked the leader of the martial world flat with a single strike of his “Physics Excalibur,” and everyone broke down and demanded, “What path are you even cultivating?!”
Jiang Fan set down the beggar’s chicken in his hand and looked completely innocent.
“Huh? I’m just a lazy fish who knows a little science.”
[A hilarious, action-packed story about a lazy bum who accidentally crushes the entire martial world with knowledge and a love of food!]
