I Have Guarded the Tomb for Ten Thousand Years, and I Am Invincible When I Leave the Mountain.

Good news: I am invincible, I have lived for who knows how many years, and I can blow away a star field in one breath. Bad news: I just want to be a sweeper, but there are always people trying to force me to take action! Scene 1 In order to make a new broom, I went out to find materials. I just used a little trick to make the two giant beasts fight each other, and I made a mistake. As a result, a woman (Su Qingying) passed by, and she looked at me with wild eyes: "Senior's layout is amazing, I admire this junior!" From then on, she relied on me and imagined that I was playing a big game every day! Scene 2 The apprentice was too noisy, so I asked her to sweep the floor, euphemistically calling it "cultivation". I just want her to understand "emptiness" and "nothingness" and then retreat. As a result, she went down with the broom and directly erased the spiritual thought of the Xuantian Dao Sect elder! From then on, the entire world of cultivation knew that I had a mysterious disciple! Scene 3 The little girl (Nian Nian) at home wants to eat candied haws. I just didn't want it to be troublesome, so I took the devil's bones and skewered a few magical fruits for her. As a result, when she took one sip, it directly caused the resonance of the avenue, and the rays of light spread all over the place! From then on, countless old monsters went crazy looking for the source of the "Supreme Divine Fruit"! Me (looking up at the sky at 45 degrees): "I'm really... Just a simple sweeper!" "Can you please leave me alone for a while?"