Collapse! There Is No Normal Person Among My Disciples

Ye Fan: "Master, stop cooking! Those are poisonous mushrooms! If you eat them, you'll have to lie down on the bed!" Master: "Nonsense, this is the Ascension Pill just developed for me... Ouch, why did I see my grandma waving to me?" Ye Fan: "Senior Brother, that's just a food delivery guy, don't draw your sword!" Senior Brother (trembling): "He... He looked at me! The look in his eyes is so scary! I want to strike first!" (Boom! The delivery boy disappeared along with half of the mountain.) Ye Fan: "Second Senior Sister, that is the villain's token of love. You can't use it to sell it for scrap!" Second Senior Sister (eyes shining): "What token? I only saw a bunch of walking spiritual stones! Don't stop me, this order can cover three months' rent!" Ye Fan: "Little junior sister! Spit it out quickly! That's my sect-protecting beast, not the braised lion's head!" Junior Sister (Chew Chew Chew): "It's crunchy and tastes like chicken." Ye Fan looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh God! Destroy it! There is no way to survive this day!"