Late Ming Dynasty: Deception at the Beginning, Chongzhen's Routine

[End of Ming Dynasty] + [Time Travel] + [Hot-blooded] + [Easy and Funny] + [Various Internet Writing Routines] Good news: I traveled through time and awakened the system. Bad news: This is the first year of Chongzhen, and the system is called the "Push Street System". You can become stronger by using online routines. The worse news is that this system is poisonous! I used the "house fighting essay" routine to escape the crime, but was regarded as a Machiavellian genius and was escorted to Beijing, and I had more enemies. I presented potatoes using the routine of "food articles", but Chongzhen regarded me as auspicious, appointed me to the Hanlin Academy, and roasted me on the fire. I used the "military literature" routine to propose a plan, but the Jisi Incident broke out early and I was almost killed as a spy. I used the "powerful writing" routine to make the three parties merge with each other, but Chongzhen directly showed his cards: "I know you are acting." (Me: Pupil earthquake!) I really just want to buy a house in Jiangnan and become a rich man! System, please stop adding drama to me. If you continue to play, I will no longer be a street writer, but will be killed by Chongzhen and Huang Taiji!