"In court, she defended her opponent until he collapsed, and in court, she teased her male idol until her legs were weak - who said love cannot be appealed? I insist on upholding the original verdict: you belong to me in this life!"
"The law will not protect people who sleep on their rights, let alone those who bully me - because I never sleep."
"If love is a contract, I want it to have no fixed term, and liquidated damages = lifelong loneliness."
"You asked me why I have pink hair? Because victory requires the color of victory."
Good looking, double A