High Martial: You Tried to Expel Me? I’ll Become Your Grandmaster Instead

[Tags] High Martial Arts, System, play the pig to eat the tiger, comedy, campus belle, apocalypse, wish-fulfillment

Bai Bufan is reborn and bound to a Trouble-Making System. If he doesn't stir up trouble, he'll die.

To stay alive, he becomes the enemy of the entire school on his very first day.

His girlfriend betrays him? He pulls out a special privilege warrant right in front of her!

A bully picks on him? The dean personally becomes his bodyguard!

The campus belle comes after him? One furnace full of smoke makes her propose on the spot!

Everyone thinks he's the heir to some hidden clan, but only Bai Bufan knows he's getting by on nothing but his silver tongue and a shameless System.

“I have two friends. One is a Martial Saint, and the other is my System.”

“What a coincidence. They both spoil me.”

Since I've been reborn, to hell with the dream of being a hero. This time, I'm going to be the biggest menace around!

Only a few truly powerful bigwigs know the truth (mistakenly).

Dean Xiong Batian (in a cold sweat): That seal on the recommendation letter... He's Sage Wang's illegitimate son! We can't afford to offend him!

Former principal Dugu Qiusheng (enraptured): His understanding of the Great Dao (CEO romance fiction) is so profound! He's my kindred spirit!

Current dean Yuan Beihai (with a headache): He blew up the school to toughen the students' mental resilience! What good intentions!

Bai Bufan: ???

I just wanted to scam some Emotion Points to pay off the System's loan shark debt. How did you all imagine me into a savior?

Years later, Bai Bufan stands at the peak of the martial path.

Reporter: “What's the secret to your success?”

Bai Bufan (with a world-weary air): Mostly a thick skin, and secondly, everyone's vivid imagination.