A Soul Transformation Expert Returns to Find His Wife and Children

【Urban fantasy + cultivation + one heroine + children】 The ratings have just come in, President. The story makes perfect sense, and the characters aren’t stupid. … On our wedding night, my beautiful wife laughed and said I wasn’t up to the task. It was my first time! How was I supposed to be any good? I went outside to cool off and told my wife to wait for me! But she waited for two thousand years. The Immortal Realm and Demon Realm were short-handed in their war. The Immortal Emperor pointed his Hongmeng Mirror around at random and kidnapped me on the spot. The Immortal Emperor and his host of divine generals called me useless, saying they’d never seen anyone so weak. They were ready to kill me, and it looked like I wouldn’t make it out alive. In a fit of rage, I wet myself and cursed them out. Who would’ve thought I’d survive? The Immortal Emperor casually tossed me a pill and an inheritance, then kicked me back to Earth like a piece of trash. I drifted through the void for two thousand years, achieved Deity Transformation, and seemed to wander through every era of China in a daze. But when I returned, only eighteen years had passed on Earth. It was like a dream. I rushed to find my wife, afraid she might have remarried. To my surprise, she hadn’t, and she’d even given birth to a pair of twins, a boy and a girl! My daughter is being bullied at school, and my son has been sold overseas. I don’t know if he’s alive or dead. Damn you, Immortal Emperor! Kidnapping the wrong person was bad enough, but you ruined my whole life! Fine. Very well! Then I’ll teach my children to cultivate, beat up their bullies, crush the criminal underworld, and fight my way across the whole world to bring my family back! Just as I’m leading my children to tear apart the entire underworld, the Immortal Emperor and Demon Venerable come crashing down at my doorstep in a sorry state… Clean up your own mess! Wait, why are they all kneeling and calling me Dad? Get lost! I don’t have children as unfilial as you!