I Dominate the Martial Arts World with My Words

After traveling through time and becoming a handyman disciple at the bottom of the world, Shen Bulang started out with only rags, half a broken book of music, and a mouth that could talk the dead back to life. Others rely on hard work to practice Qigong, but he relies on "fooling" to practice Qigong—— "Senior brother, your swordsmanship lacks a finishing move. Why don't you let me help you 'optimize' it?" After three sentences, the other party willingly offered up the secret book and the elixir. Others narrowly escaped death by entering the secret realm, but for him entering the secret realm was like visiting a vegetable market—— "Senior's heroic spirit is on high, and this junior is here to inherit the legacy... And by the way, I also took away your treasure map." Conveniently, he also erected a monument for the owner of the tomb, which moved the ghost to take the initiative to teach the practice. He was smiling on the outside, but he was making calculations in his heart. While he was pretending to be stupid and pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger, he secretly planned to stir up the situation. Sect competition? He gave his opponents diarrhea before games; The Demon Cult is coming? He encouraged the opposition protector Fang to open a teahouse; Even the position of leader of the martial arts alliance was easily won by him at a "charity auction". But no one knows that he is taking revenge at every step - he was betrayed by his best friend and died tragically in his previous life, and in this life he vows to crush the masks of all hypocrites. From a street sweeper to the best in the world, he didn't have to suffer or grudge. He only relied on his mouth, his exquisite heart, and his unique talent that was occasionally "accidentally" exposed. When he finally stood at the top of the martial arts world, he leaned lazily on the dragon chair and waved to the masters kneeling on the ground: "Don't do it. If you do it again, I will raise the price - you want to learn my magical skills? Pay a deposit first and support Huabei's installment plan." This is a shady person