How to Deal with Being Treated as a Blood Bag by the Demon King?

[Multiple female protagonists + abstract comedy + rapid flow] [The main story is over, feel free to follow it] Traveling through another world, I became the "humanoid blood bag" that the demon king fought for. The Red Spider Demon King wants to draw my blood for research, and the Purple Bat Demon King wants to capture me as a collection. At the critical moment, the internet-addicted Qilin girl inside me who was surfing on 5G finally woke up: "Version testing completed... Boy, your body is the only 'cracked version' on the entire network!" Kirin plug-in, loaded successfully. From today on, you will be on the road to rapid advancement. When you return one day, not to mention the Demon King, the Demon Saint will also kill you!