The Ultimate Grinder Transmigrates Into a Book and Leaves the Entire Cultivation World in Tears

I can't write this anymore. Dropped.

I, a ruthless workaholic, transmigrated into the cultivation world as a lazy slacker. Drawing on my past life's experience with cutthroat competition, I worked the entire cultivation world to tears and was eventually forced to ascend.

A corporate drone who died suddenly from overwork in his past life is reborn as the number one slacker in the cultivation world. He comes to his senses and vows to use a modern KPI system to grind the entire world of cultivation to dust. With one hand, he whips his fellow disciples into shape; with the other, he engages in an intense push-and-pull with the abstinent patriarch who always brings him warming spirit tea late at night. In the process, he accidentally uncovers the earth-shattering secret behind why the patriarch has refused to ascend for ten thousand years.