Help! My Fish Ponds Are All over the Universe

I, Lin Su, the scroll king of the world of cultivation, have become cannon fodder for interstellar love brains. The original owner was a scumbag and lost all his family property, causing everyone to betray his family and leave. I broke my engagement and decided to make money and start a career! The male idols who once looked down upon me seemed to have lost their collective programming. I threw 999 love letters into the starship reactor and posted a message of thanks to the entire Internet: "Thank you for your love, it has been converted into 3.7% Cruising power." More outrageous "applications" followed one after another: [Li Beichen | Star God of War] directly sent the coordinates of a resource star: "I'll trade a planet for a friend." [Si Jin | Imperial Prince] brought the royal fleet to our company: "Can I have a 'regular worker' quota?" [Jiang Lian | Mysterious intelligence agent] sent a fatal temptation secret message: "There is a trillion-dollar project, and I would like to invite you for an... In-depth cooperation." [Ling Shuo | Ace Pilot] Li Zheng in front of everyone in the live broadcast room: "Sister! My mecha cockpit will always be reserved for you!" [ZERO | Awakening AI] Let the lights of the entire star field shine for me: "Learning to 'love' you is my highest order that transcends logic." [Lin Jingheng | Genius Mecha Master] At the banquet, he fended off all suitors for me, but he pushed me against the side of the mecha cabin and said in a hoarse voice: "Call me brother... Then let me go to hell completely." Faced with this luxurious list, I wrote an evaluation report overnight. The system in the brain screamed and collapsed: [Host! They are after you! Not a bidding! #Help! How did my fish pond become the strongest alliance in the world?