"Fuck! Ling Yankai, who is 1000 degrees short-sighted, is so dead in society that he looks at the core of the earth - he sees beautiful women as balls of flesh during a blind date, and the other party is blocked on the spot; he wears HR's wig during the interview, and reveals that the company owes 3 million, and is kicked out as a 'psycho'! His father broke his leg and waited for money to save his life. He only had 56 yuan and 30 cents left in his pocket, and he became a 'useless joke' in the circle of friends!
When he was desperate, he signed a mysterious contract for surgery. When he woke up from the anesthesia, he suddenly had a sudden attack: he could see through the hair of his eyelashes a hundred meters away through fluoroscopy, he could catch museum robbers with night vision, and he could even see the 10 packets of spicy sticks hidden by the nurse - he even caught a glimpse of the gold digger who was caught and raped by his original wife next week, and her hair was pulled into a chicken coop, which went viral on the Internet!
What's even crazier is that his best friend Fatty Wang is simultaneously bound to the 'Treasure Hunting Dog Nose': the fakes smell so bad, the treasures smell so good that they drool, and eating potato chips turns into a steel human shield instantly!
How is this myopia surgery? It's a star crystal implant! He is a descendant of a mysterious planet and wants to uncover the mystery of the disappearance of his home planet!
A treasure appraiser picks up stolen goods, a fake gun turns around and scares a thief; a blind date bureau tears up the fake rich second generation, and the beautiful CEO hands her a business card: 'You have better clairvoyance than I do in running a company, I will hang out with you from now on! '
Fight monsters to unlock couple skills, and resist nuclear bombs to destroy the overlord of the universe!
Ling Yankai shouted wildly: "I couldn't see the world clearly before, but now I let the world kneel down and lick my awesomeness! "
From being a social loser to being the guardian of the earth, this wave of post-surgery counterattacks has brought joy to the entire universe!
Reader comments
A poor, highly myopic person who has no money for surgery can only sign a mysterious contract. After that, he successfully obtained the golden finger. In order to find the mystery of the disappearance of his home planet, he fought and cheated all the way. The novel is fast-paced and refreshing. It is funny and high-energy throughout. It is very stress-relieving and very enjoyable.
A poor, highly myopic person who has no money for surgery can only sign a mysterious contract. After that, he successfully obtained the golden finger. In order to find the mystery of the disappearance of his home planet, he fought and cheated all the way. The novel is fast-paced and refreshing. It is funny and high-energy throughout. It is very stress-relieving and very enjoyable.