Lu An, who traveled to a parallel world, was very sad.
What worries me is that I was forced to take over a rural nursing home. What worries me is that the mentally retarded system regards the nursing home as a longevity sect.
What's even more worrying is that the state wants to take over his nursing home just because:
Grandpa Chen, who teaches physical fitness, participated in the World Games and accidentally won all the gold medals in long-distance running and boxing.
Grandma Su, a retired old Chinese medicine doctor, successfully made Chinese medicine lead the global medical community with her paper "A New Theory on the Movement of Qi and Blood".
Mr. Zhou, who was born in a private school in the former Qing Dynasty, knew a little about the ancient characters of the Western Regions. He translated the remaining stele of the "Book of Heaven" in his spare time, and by the way solved a problem that had troubled the historians for hundreds of years.
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The reporter asked excitedly: "Dean Lu, how did you cultivate so many national treasure-level masters in a rural nursing home?"
Lu An was comforting Grandpa Chen and Grandpa Jiang who were so upset because of regretful chess. When he heard the reporter's question, he looked into the microphone with a calm face.
"Nurturing? I can't talk about it. It's mainly because they like to drink my health products. The children are still young, so they can drink whatever they like!"
Suddenly, Lu An took out a box of health care products with exquisite packaging and "Anxin" written on it. He smiled at the camera and started advertising.
"If you want to live forever, choose An Xin! Join my sect and keep your youth!"