A strange fog has descended, folk customs have come true, and the world has fallen into a strange crisis.
When others were being chased by the red-dressed senior and crying for their parents, the system bound to the former programmer Lu Yan was forcing him to answer multiple-choice questions:
[When encountering a girl with a gaping mouth, please choose:]
[1. Compliment her on her beautiful lipstick today, and she will be rewarded with +100 "Vicious Tongue" attribute.
[2. Hand over a roll of transparent tape and suggest: "Sister, the line is broken, please wrap it around?" The reward weapon is "Tape tape around you for life."
3. Kneel down and recognize your mother, and you will be rewarded with a "Mother's Kindness and Son's Filial Talisman".
Lu Yan: "... I choose 2. By the way, can the tape be reimbursed?"
Since then, a legend has circulated in the weird circle: That man can use the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination" to force the pen immortal to retreat, use square dancing to transcend the resentful spirits, and even try to use KPI to manage the evil...
When the world-destroying ghost king broke out of the seal, all living beings trembled.
Lu Yan silently took out his mobile phone and clicked on an icon - "Folklore Affairs Management and One-Click Transcendence (Internal Beta Version). Apk".
He grinned at the Ghost King: "Hello, let me know. Scan this code, and you can be reincarnated as a programmer in your next life, and you will receive favorable treatment."
Ghost King: "???"
This is a "warm" story about a programmer who complains about being a scapegoat, taking his system and partners with him, using scientific (?) Methods to promote folk culture, and being forced to become the mainstay in a strange apocalypse.