Soritalia is the poorest, most chaotic country in the parallel world, and the country with the least shortage of sun and bullets - it is neither peaceful nor stable, and it is very short of money.
Until the club was afraid that the otaku girl Tang Jin ordered a takeaway crookedly, and was kicked by the "Military Goddess System" to Sand Valley Zero, and was given a PLA fully equipped base.
She originally wanted to survive until retirement, but was forced by the system to open a business:
"Dear, today's KPI:
1. Pick up the three heroines (free shipping is compulsory);
2. Register a PMC company (automatically named 'Rose Thorn');
3. Let small African countries line up to call you the 'Sixth Permanent Member'. "
So——
Iceberg Sniper Gu Xu'an: Destroyed an opposition tank with one shot, then turned around and asked, "Should I eat hot pot tonight or you?"
Explosion genius Ruan Yan: Treat TNT as the godmother, and mix rice with it and fly away a warlord.
Medical wet nurse Wen Chacha: A gentle knife, mixed with laxatives in the anesthetic, and asked the client to tighten her buttocks when signing.
And Tang Jin, wearing Hello Kitty slippers, braised chicken in her left hand and 95-1 in her right hand, was sitting on the United Nations podium shaking her legs:
"Don't stare at me. If you stare at me again, I'll ask Rosethorn's courier guy - Wu Zhishi - to send you an invoice."
Funny article, babies