Let's talk about the conclusion first: I just want to be an ordinary bastard, how can I become the God of War?
First day in the army——
Me: Master, I really can't do it anymore.
Xue Rengui: I walked on horseback for three hours.
Me:……
Going to the battlefield on the third day——
Me: Master, these barbarians don't seem to be very good at it.
Xue Rengui: That's because you are too fierce.
I:? ? ?
Defending the city on the seventh day——
Manzi: Go ahead!
Me: (one shot at a time)
Manzi: ... Forget it, retreat.
Half a month later——
Li Langzhong: Captain Jia, how many enemies have you killed?
Me: No, it's quite a lot anyway.
Mr. Li:......
One month later——
General Niu: Young man, are you from Rongguo Mansion?
Me: He is a bastard.
General Niu: Are all concubines so fierce?
Me: (scratching my head) Maybe the master taught me well?
Three months later——
Barbarian Khan: Who is that person?
Spy: Jia Huan, the concubine of Rongguo Mansion.
Barbarian Khan: No, why is the bastard so fierce? !
Half a year later——
Imperial decree: Confer Jia Huan the title of Marquis of Zhenbei.
Rong Guofu:! ! !
Jia Zheng: Huan'er, come back.
Me: (sneering) Why didn't you think about today when you drove me away?
Everyone: How could a bastard be named the God of War?
Me: Maybe because... I have a good master?
Xue Rengui: Stop flattering me, you are more ruthless than me.
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It can also be seen that it has little to do with Dream of Red Mansions.
It can also be seen that it has little to do with Dream of Red Mansions.