The day I became the heroine of a tragic romance, the System told me that if I endured the abuse until the story's ending, I could go home.
I turned around and reported it to the anti-fraud center.
The next day, the Ministry of State Security came to my door. “Comrade, we suspect you've been kidnapped by foreign forces.”
The scumbag wanted me to donate a kidney to his one true love?
I sent him straight to jail. “Organ trafficking is illegal.”
His one true love showed up with a baby bump to force me out?
I handed her a legal guide. “How many years do you get for bigamy? Ever looked into that?”
Later, the scumbag cried behind bars and asked me, “Did you ever love me at all?”
I waved the medal of honor awarded by a state agency. “Sorry, the only thing in my heart is meeting my anti-fraud KPIs.”
