The day I dressed as the heroine of a torture novel, the system told me that I could go home as long as I was tortured to the end.
I reported it to the anti-fraud center.
The next day, the National Security Bureau came to your door and said, "Comrade, we suspect that you have been kidnapped by foreign forces."
The scumbag wants me to donate a kidney to Bai Yueguang?
I sent him directly to the police station: "Organ trading is illegal."
Bai Yueguang is pushing forward with her pregnant belly?
I handed over the law popularization manual: "How long is the sentence for bigamy?"
Later, the scumbag asked me crying behind the bars: "Have you ever loved me?"
I waved the medal of honor issued by the state agency: "Sorry, I only have anti-fraud KPIs in mind."
