My Taoist Priest Is a Bit Mean

I was sent to a Taoist temple at the age of six not because of my great talent, Lu Shishi, but simply because I was so good at being a demon! I have been practicing Taoism for six years, but I haven't learned much about my skills. I cheated and deceived... Ah, no, my ability to adapt to changes is quite proficient. When I was twelve years old, I couldn't bear the life of water and water, so I ran away down the mountain decisively, returned to the world of mortals, and set up a fortune-telling stall in a small town in the south of the Yangtze River. Our shape is carefully designed and unpredictable! I sit in front of the stall every day, stretch out two fingers of my right hand, and hook them at passers-by: "Come on, fellow Taoist, I see that your seal is black, and there will be a bloody disaster today... Hey, don't hit me! I'm talking about dog poop stuck to the sole of your shoe!" The little life I lived was called a happy and carefree life. It wasn't until I told a tough guy about my luck, until an old Taoist from Qingyun Mountain with bad eyes said that I was a master of Taoism, until I smashed the conspiracy of the demon from Netherworld Sect... That I realized that things were serious! I, Lu Shiyi, seem to have become the meat and potatoes in the eyes of the righteous Taoists, and even the "Tang Monk Meat" that the demons of the Netherworld Sect covet! What's even more outrageous is that I clearly just wanted to run away, but under a random operation, I was pushed to the throne of the Master of Xuanmen by a group of old men crying and shouting! I looked down at the dark crowd of elites from various factions calling me the master of the family, and I only had one thought in my mind: Whoever falls in love with whoever falls in love with this poor class, I want to go back to town and set up a stall! Therefore, the most unreliable head of the Xuanmen family in history jumped over the wall and ran away on the third day after taking office, leaving only a flamboyant note: "The world is a big place, and I want to tell fortunes."