My Moves Were Too Shameless, So the Mafia Heiress Called Me a Good-for-Nothing

[One Female Lead + Everyday Urban Life + Push-and-Pull Romance + Underworld Feuds + No System + Satisfying Face-Slapping]

Good news: I'm Jiang Chen, a broke college student, and I got myself a mob heiress for a wife without lifting a finger!

Bad news: She doesn't love me. She wants my blood! She plans to use me as a walking blood bank, fatten me up, then kill me!

To stay alive, I have no choice but to play an intense game of push and pull, using one outrageous trick after another.

I ask her for money and connections.

She makes me soup, loaded with “special ingredients.”

I smile as I drink it down. “You're the best, honey! Send me a million in a bit.” (Good thing I have four kidneys and a fast metabolism!)

She gives me three million in pocket money. To make me happy, she wants to boost my blood activity so our blood will blend together.

I take the three million and use it to recruit a bunch of rowdy young guys as my underlings.

My academic adviser wants to expel me because I've failed too many classes.

I cross my legs and say, “You'd better think carefully. My wife is Qiao Wei.”

Five minutes later, the principal personally serves me tea and water while apologizing, and my adviser loses his job on the spot!

Wait, all I did was marry a rich woman. How did it start to feel like I had all of Nandu beneath my feet?

The underworld families of Nandu: “When did a new criminal force rise up in Nandu? And why are they all fanatically loyal?”

Then one day, Qiao Wei corners me against a wall, her gaze icy.

“Jiang Chen, you've been having a great time using me, haven't you?”

I sneer. “Right back at you, my underworld queen.”