How I Became a National Hero Despite Being a Deliveryman

System + National Treasures Returned + Stirring Up Trouble Worldwide (The cheekiest delivery guy in history, with an even cheekier cat, takes on anyone who dares defy him! He flashes in to steal national treasures, goes wild in Tokyo, and pulls off stunts so outrageous they leave you reeling. The thrills come in a deluge.) Yu Nanzhu was a miserable delivery driver whom life had ground into the gutter. One rainy day, he delivered an order late and got hauled off to the station by a black cat that had staged an accident... No, wait, the cat gave him a System! “Ding! Your ‘Flash’ skill has arrived!” From then on, the delivery business reached a whole new level of cutthroat competition: he delivered a hundred orders in one minute, leaving platform executives dumbfounded and fellow drivers crying that the bastard was cheating! He thought he was on his way to the top, but the System issued an outrageous mission: “Bring the British Museum's Admonitions of the Instructress to the Court Ladies back to the motherland.” Yu Nanzhu: “??? Can my ten-meter flash really handle international delivery?” Even more absurdly, the black cat that had staged the accident jumped into his vehicle and spoke: “This cat forgot to mention, I am the guardian spirit of China. Now, come with me to have some fun at Yasukuni Shrine, then take a little trip to the Fukushima nuclear power plant.” The next day, Japan's headlines went completely berserk: “Mysterious man flashes into nuclear wastewater plant, and 100,000 tons of seafood vanish overnight!” “War criminal confessions found at Yasukuni Shrine, signed: Hideki Tojo (shamefaced edition)!” After Yu Nanzhu flashed around the world, returning one lost national treasure after another to its homeland, he finally couldn't help asking the black cat: “Cat Lord, our next stop... should we carve ‘I was here’ on the Statue of Liberty?”