About Me Delivering Food and Being Forced to Become a National Hero

System + National Treasure Return + Global Trouble (The most slutty delivery guy in history, with an even sluttier cat, specializes in dealing with all kinds of dissatisfaction around the world! Steal the national treasure in a flash, go wild in Tokyo, operate with broken legs, and the excitement is as dense as a heavy rain) Yu Nanzhu, a hard-working deliveryman who was rubbed by life in the stinking ditch, was late for food delivery on a rainy day, and was sent to the station by a black cat who touched porcelain... Oh no, it was a system! "Ding! Your 'Flash' skill has arrived!" Since then, the food delivery industry has reached a new level - a hundred orders were delivered in one minute, the platform bosses were collectively confused, and colleagues called this grandson a cheater! I thought I would reach the pinnacle of my life, but the system issued a heaven-defying mission: "Please bring the British Museum's "Proverbs of Women's History" back to the motherland." Yu Nanzhu: "??? Can my ten-meter flash be used for cross-border express delivery?" What's even more outrageous is that the troubled black cat actually jumped on the car and uttered human words: "I forgot to mention that I am the guardian spirit of China. Now, come with me to have fun at the Yasukuni Shrine, and then go to the Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant for a trip." The next day, Japanese headlines completely exploded: "A mysterious man showed up at the nuclear sewage plant, and one hundred thousand tons of seafood evaporated overnight!" "A war criminal's confession was unexpectedly discovered at the Yasukuni Shrine, signed: Hideki Tojo (Shameful Edition)!" When Yu Nanzhu flashed around the world and returned the lost national treasures to his homeland, he finally couldn't help but ask the black cat: "Master Cat, our next step... Should we go to the Statue of Liberty and carve the words 'I came here for a visit?'