My Entrance Comes with a Soundtrack, and I’m the King of Cringe

Reborn as the cultivation world's number-one good-for-nothing, Zhang Tiegen was dumped by an immortal maiden from the start, yet he only smiled.

Because his golden finger was the [Social Death King System]!

His opponent unleashes a powerful move? First, cue up a suona version of "Xian'er" for him!

The Demon Venerable wants to destroy the world? Livestream the dark secret of him wearing a pink bunny mascot costume!

When he'd made the entire cultivation world question its sanity, Zhang Tiegen spread his hands helplessly. "It's not like I want to, but the System is offering way too much."

Then the lofty Heavenly Dao issued a decree, declaring that he had disrupted the natural order and must be punished by heaven.

Zhang Tiegen looked up and quietly said to the System, "Initiate the ultimate plan: throw the old man in the sky a livestreamed farewell party that will make him the laughingstock of the whole internet."