I was born into a military family in the 1960s, the only girl in the whole family.
Grandpa was a general, Dad was a regimental commander, and all six of my brothers were special forces soldiers.
Coddled by my family for sixteen years, I grew up innocent, lively, and adored by everyone.
Then one day, a handsome new neighbor smiled at me.
That night, my eldest brother polished his gun and asked, “Jiaojiao, how many times did that guy smile at you today?”
My second brother sharpened his knife. “Want me to have a little chat with him?”
My third brother studied a military map. “There are seven suitable sites nearby for an unclaimed body.”
My fourth and fifth brothers were already digging a hole.
My sixth brother hugged me and sobbed. “Sis, don't leave us! Waaaah!”
Me: ??? I haven't even started dating, and you're already preparing for what?!
