Dressed as Liu Bei, I decided to make the Three Kingdoms a ghost zone. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are my internet celebrity partners; Zhuge Liang is my chief joker. Others rely on soldiers and horses to fight, but I rely on tricks and coquettish operations. Cao Cao was so angry with me that he burst into tears. Dong Zhuo immediately detoured when he saw me. Sun Quan asked me why? I hugged my two wise brothers and said, "Just the three of us are famous lunatics in the Three Kingdoms!"
