Su Ci transmigrates to a courtyard in 1965. His parents are dead from the start, and he awakens the Madman System. The crazier his actions, the more outrageous the rewards!
[Wielding a cleaver (white), upgraded to Grandmaster-level knife skills (gold)]
[Sharpening a knife at midnight (blue), upgraded to Midnight Ringtone (gold)]
[Psychiatric certificate (red), upgraded to an absolute get-out-of-jail-free pass (supreme)]
The Jia family wants to take over his home? Su Ci pulls out two watermelon knives. “Let's see who dares! Today, either you die or I live!”
Yi Zhonghai: “Su Ci, let's talk this out. Could you please take the knife away from my neck first?”
Su Ci: “Huh? What did you say? The Japanese invaders are here? Kill! I'll wipe you out on behalf of the people!”
The courtyard's miscreants tremble in fear as everything goes completely off the rails:
Granny Jia: “He sharpens his knives all over Nanluoguxiang, for eight hundred meters! I wet my pants three times a day!”
Silly Zhu: “Don't call me a God of War! Next to Su Ci's psychiatric certificate, I'm a nobody! He can kill me without breaking the law, but if I touch him, I'll go to prison!”
Qin Huairu: “I wanted to mooch off him, but he wants to take my life! He put laxatives in this braised pork, and Banggeng has been on the toilet until there's barely anything left of him!”
Police station: “As long as he has this certificate bearing the official seal, nobody can arrest him! He's protected by law!”
Moral blackmail? The whole courtyard turning against him?
Su Ci stands in the middle of the courtyard, one foot on the Eight Immortals table, pointing his knife at the miscreants:
“In this courtyard, when I have an episode, even the Jade Emperor gets slashed twice if he shows up! Who's for it, and who's against it?”
Ran Qiuye stopped teaching and went to a textile factory 🤭
So-so [rolls eyes][rolls eyes]
Generally speaking, I won't rate the bad ones, but the mantra-type ones will definitely have two stars.