[Dual Male Leads + Quick Transmigration + Airheaded Beauty + Split-Soul Top + Jealous Love Rivalry + Top-Tier Green Tea]
Xi Nian, an extreme social phobe, was forced to bind himself to the "Tea Art System."
The mission was simple: act weak, dish out tea-scented lines, and win over the tragic second male lead who loved someone he could never have. Once his affection score was maxed out, fake his death and run.
Xi Nian trembled: "I can't..."
But for a billion in prize money, he had no choice but to grit his teeth and go for it. Before he knew it, he'd driven every second male lead completely wild.
System: "That's the God of Slaughter in the apocalypse. He kills zombies without batting an eye."
Xi Nian's eyes reddened at the corners as he tugged on the man's clothes. "Big Brother, the zombies are so scary. My legs are weak~"
System: "That's a tyrannical prince who hates people getting close to him."
Xi Nian's robe slipped halfway off as he fell into the man's arms. "Your Highness, don't send me away. I'll be happy just watching you from afar..."
System: "That's a cold, abstinent movie star who hates men."
Xi Nian, soaked to the skin, bit his lip. "Teacher Gu, could you teach me how to do this kissing scene...?"
Xi Nian diligently played the green tea, ready to "die a tragic, beautiful death" as soon as the affection score was full.
Who could have guessed that the moment he lay down in the coffin, its lid would be flung open?
The man who had always been so restrained and reserved now had blood-red eyes. He gripped Xi Nian's ankle and dragged him back into the lightless abyss.
"Baby, you flirt with me and then think you can fake your death and run?"
"In this life and the next, you'll never escape my grasp."
Xi Nian could only sob as he held his aching waist. "We agreed I'd take the money and leave. How did that turn into a life sentence?!"
