Siheyuan: Who Gave You the Nerve to Throw Your Weight Around with Me?

Everyone says the courtyard is full of hidden dangers, but why does it feel like everyone’s helping me out?

I just wanted to quietly work on infrastructure, but you all insist on walking into the line of fire.

Silly Zhu tried to take me on to avenge his goddess.

I acted in self-defense, and he broke his arms and legs. I also took the opportunity to clean up the cafeteria, and he lost his job.

Liu Haizhong desperately sucked up to me so he could become an official.

I casually said, “Put righteousness before family,” and he exposed every last one of Yi Zhonghai’s secrets. They tore into each other like dogs fighting over scraps.

Granny Deaf tried to raise her cane and hit me.

I jabbed a pressure point with a needle. Her fake faint turned into real pain, and from then on, she trembled whenever she saw me.

Deputy Director Li tried to rope me into embezzlement.

I took the antiques in a black-on-black deal, then quietly balanced the books. He ended up working for me.

I really didn’t mean to target anyone (shrugs helplessly).

You’re the ones who keep charging straight into the line of fire!

Seriously, I’m just doing my job. How did you all end up in such a mess?!

Then I looked back and, well, the whole courtyard had been “cleansed” by me.