"Do you know the cards?"
"I know, it's just poker, isn't it? I can fight landlords and bullfights, and I can also fry gold flowers, but I can't play with money, otherwise it's considered gambling."
"No, no, I mean you can fight."
"You know better. I have a veteran Yu-Gi-Oh player. I also play the Exodia deck, the Stardust Dragon deck, the Galaxy Eye deck, and the Dragon Maid. Damn! You can play Pokémon, but I collect them and don't fight."
"Ah! You must be sick! That's not what I'm talking about!"
"What's that?"
"Then you asked the right person! I would like to introduce this surreal card battle! Here you can appreciate the joyful movement of the elements in your hands! You can outline your own territory! You can strengthen yourself to gain incredible power! You can summon legendary super creatures! Every card contains the power that can overturn the world!"
"Isn't that a bit dangerous?"
"Yes."
"Then I won't play anymore. Goodbye. You're crazy. Just play cards and save your life."
"(*゜ー゜*)"