In the Opening Speech, I Read the Tao Te Ching

My name is Zhang Qingxuan, a young Taoist priest from Longhu Mountain. I was ordered by my teacher to go down the mountain to "practice in the world." I thought that the world of mortals would refine my heart and the sea of ​​suffering would be boundless, but I didn't expect that the admission notice would directly send me to the nationally renowned "Juanwang" University. From then on, my journey of scientific cultivation began. Use "The Book of Changes" to predict fortune before high school mathematics exams, use Tai Chi to dominate campus sports meets, and use talisman principles to design courses... The top student in school said I was pretending to be a ghost, the counselor asked me to write an ideological report, and my rich second-generation roommate insisted on becoming my teacher. I just want to graduate quietly and go back to the Taoist Temple to pay my respects to my ancestor. However, there is a "demon trend" everywhere on campus. Everyone says that I can really count? Wait, that classmate, your hall is dark, there will be a bloody disaster today - don't be afraid, I have an ancestral blood-activating and blood-stasis removing ointment here, scan the QR code or cash?