You Were Supposed to Survive the Paranormal, So Why Did You Form a Revolutionary Song Choir?

[Just got its rating, and it’s going up] [National destiny + livestreaming + horror games + revolutionary songs + patriotism] Never let someone who can’t carry a tune sing. They’re scarier than ghosts! I’m Chen Ge, an utterly ordinary college student, until I got dragged into the Nightmare Space. From the start, I was in a restroom, with a female ghost out for my life. I shut my eyes and screamed, “Listen! The bugle of our new journey is sounding!” My awful singing made the ghost collapse on the spot. She turned into a wisp of smoke and fled down the drain. Viewers around the world: “??? Did he sing the ghost into the afterlife?” A ghost-level dorm matron threatens to wipe out the whole building. I sing with heartfelt emotion: “There’s no one like a mother~ Her children are precious as can be~” The matron instantly melts, hugs me and calls me her “sweet boy,” then knits me a sweater. My teammate, gaping: “Wait, are you serious? You just got yourself another mom?” The national war begins, and the Sakura Nation team lays a deadly formation. I pull out my suona and play a soul-piercing tune: “Where in the world can I find a kindred spirit?” From hill to hill, heroic spirits rise from the earth as I “sing” them forth, shouting, “For victory, fire at me!” Sakura Nation players: “We told you to summon a god, not bring the martyrs back to fight! That’s not fair!” They watch Chen Ge, glowing with golden light in the Dragon Nation livestream, chasing ghosts while singing revolutionary songs. Then they look at their own players, driven insane with fear by ghosts. Countries around the world begin organizing classes to learn Chinese revolutionary songs. When the whole world is singing, “Raise your broadswords and strike the heads of the invaders!” the people of Sakura Nation see red.