Douluo Dalu: Causing Havoc at Shrek

[Precise Payback] [No Saintly Heroine]

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After transmigrating into Douluo Dalu, I became an “ordinary” student at Shrek Academy and got bound to an [Emotion Collection System].

Looking at the “pure and flawless” Tang San, the “theory-defying” Yu Xiaogang, and the “dashing and debonair” Dai... I fell into deep thought.

If I’m collecting emotions, I might as well go for the most extreme ones: anger, fear, and public humiliation.

My Twin Martial Souls:

Book of Karma: Makes you blurt out what you really think.

Crystal of Myriad Forms: Gives your soul skills just a tiny bit of “wonderful” side effects.

And so, Shrek’s whole vibe began to go off the rails:

· Dai Mubai publicly repents for his womanizing past, suffering social death;

· Zhao Wuji takes a beating while tearfully confessing to secretly stashing Flender’s private funds;

· Yu Xiaogang’s Ten Core Competencies are debunked in front of all the teachers and students;

· In the final of the All-Continent Soul Master Tournament, Tang San confesses his love to Hu Liena: “Na’er, the truth is, I fell for you long ago!”

When Tang San held up the Sea God Trident and demanded to know why I was his enemy,

I revealed my divine title and answered sincerely, “Don’t get me wrong. I’m not singling you out.

“I’m a good person. I just want to see you, and all of you, fall apart together.”