Robbery: Taoist Priest, How Can I Get to the Tomb Robbery?

[Severe OOC + time travel + tomb robbery + two male protagonists + cool writing + sand sculpture + 11011 + sweet and sadistic intercourse] My name is Yunqing, and I am a Taoist priest. When I woke up, I actually changed the map! This world is as dark as a smog, and something called "Ultimate" is stealing my little Tiandao's home. Me: It's not a big problem. I'll catch ghosts, tell fortunes, and read Feng Shui. I'll keep doing my job! The merits will pour into your pocket, and you can help the boss smash the thieves to pieces and that's it! But why do these new teammates look at me more strangely than the others? Zhang Qiling stared at me all day long, his eyes so heavy they could squeeze out water; The black blind man smiled like a fox and wanted to partner with me to "learn skills"; Xie Yuchen spent money like water on me, as if I was his next tens of billions project; Even the most innocent looking person, he felt his heart go out to me, as if we were already familiar enough to wear a pair of pants. I parachuted into the sand sea and violently beat up the Wang family, kicked the bronze purification bell of the ancient building, and fought my way into the Palace of the Queen Mother of the West. It was as smooth as a trick. Until I stood at the starting point of everything, I looked at their unfamiliar, suppressed and excited eyes, and I held my hands in a cool gesture: "Everyone, this is the first time we meet, Pindao Yunqing." ——But the next second, memories came flooding back. They kneel to heaven for me, reverse cause and effect, and use blood as a contract... It turns out that every time I "arrive for the first time" is the reunion they have been waiting for. [Countdown to time travel + secret crush of all members + sand sculpture daily + high-intensity battle] This time, I am no longer a passing Taoist priest. I am what they must hold on to even though they have crossed thousands of mountains and rivers - the return person.