Crazy Criticism of the Young Marshal: Pick up a Female Ghost in Red at the Beginning

I, the only son of a great warlord, was thrown into a mass grave by my own father because I was too cowardly. As a result, I bound the [Fear Sign-in System] backhand. System: Did you see that female ghost in red? Go sign on her head! Me:... Help! Sign in successfully! Congratulations on getting: [Female Ghost's die-hard loyalist] × 1! Since then, my painting style has completely gone astray—— Uncle Jiu: "Monster, look at the magic treasure!"... "Wait a minute, what's going on with those ghost kings behind you?" Zhang Qishan: "Brother, this tomb is dangerous..." Me: "Don't be afraid, I will let the owner of the tomb come out on his own." Yue Qiluo (yandering smile): "Your soul is mine..." System: Ding! Forced to be bound as a 'Guardian'! Wu Xin (with a look of helplessness): "Why do I always run into you wherever I go?" Me (trembling): "Because you are the safest around you..." My father, who longed for his son to become a dragon, finally couldn't sit still anymore and personally led his troops to find me. Then, he saw his big son, who was as timid as a mouse, sitting on a sedan carried by zombies, followed by millions of Yin soldiers. Dad (pupils are shaking): "Son... Is our family going to change its dynasty?"