You Call Me an Evil Heretic. What Are You Going to Do About It?

[Lawless and unrestrained] [Utterly cold-blooded] [Decisive and ruthless] During his senior-year internship in geographic information systems, Li Qingfeng went to the Helan Mountains with his classmate Wang Shuo to survey rocks. There, he discovered a strange stone and embarked on the path of cultivation. He found that the immortal sects in the modern world were just like big corporations: cultivation methods were KPIs, and ascending to immortality depended on internal referrals. While disciples of the orthodox sects were busy clocking in and cultivating their so-called “blessings,” he turned around and registered Three Realms Technology Co., Ltd. Its core products: Demon Venerables as customer service reps, Demon Kings handling logistics, and ghost cultivators using big data to deliver targeted tribulation-avoidance services. The Immortal Alliance accused him: “Unorthodox! You’re breaking our rules!” Li Qingfeng promptly hacked their immortal network and projected a line of text onto the login screen: “Rules? Those were from before I got here. From now on, my code is the law of heaven.”