The Out-of-Control Specimen

[The Broken Pretender] x [The Watchful Collector]

A newly released prisoner signs a “contract of servitude” to provide emotional companionship, expecting nothing but excessive abuse and torment in a future shrouded in darkness. But when the door opens, he finds his benefactor is... casual, disheveled, and walking around with a pig-shaped cushion dangling from one hand by its ear? Still, the faint chill in her eyes always terrifies him... She rented him for three months, just to have a housekeeper?

Anyway... it's a story about two idiots.